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Garden

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I've suspected for some time that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask which girls, it is always "just some friends from work, you dont know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive and I hear a car setting off, as if she got out of the car around the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobil phone up just to see what time it was and she went bezerk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didnt want to know the truth, but last night, she went out again and I decided to check up on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind the fence that runs along the side yard of my house which would give me a full view of the street so I could see what car she gets out of. It was then, that I was crouching behind the fence that I noticed a hole in my patch that looks like it was made by a gopher.
Should I use some kind of poison or one of those mechanical springy traps?

11/23/2004 7:41:41 PM

Garden

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11/23/2004 7:43:10 PM

Indiana

lol

11/23/2004 7:49:06 PM

canal winchester ohio

Personally I would poison the mole & put a diamond on the springy trap ( that'll catch her ass).

11/23/2004 7:52:37 PM

Western Pa.

Better consult Dr. Phil!

11/23/2004 8:16:03 PM

New Brunswick

rotflmao

11/23/2004 9:21:10 PM

Clinton, Iowa

That my friend gets you a 1432 seed..IF you want one.....I was in freaking tears reading th epost..and then I actually had trears rollong down my cheeks after I got to the end..I think that could be the funniest post ever put here on BP!! my Hat is off to you on thisone!!!
CLASSIC MY FRIEND..just plain classic!
DANNY
send me abubble

11/23/2004 9:59:15 PM

Western Pa.

Innocent gopher out trying to provide for his kin. Gentlemen, we've all fallen victim to the y-trap!

11/23/2004 10:47:59 PM

Www.extremepumpkinstore.com

lmfao!

11/23/2004 11:36:45 PM

Key West, FL

bwwwwwwahahahaha

11/24/2004 3:42:27 AM

Itzetown City

Once I was down and out of the dark was calling a voice to me "Keep smiling and be happy, it could come worse"
And I kept smiling and was happy.... and it came worse.

11/24/2004 7:09:57 AM

Western Pa.

boehnke,

NEVER challenge worse!

11/24/2004 8:13:22 AM

[email protected]

David, This is twice you gotten me! People at work are starting to think I'm crazy! Well,,,maybe they thought that before!

11/24/2004 10:16:04 AM

Oz

pretty bad when ya wife is cheating with a gopher,,,

11/24/2004 10:26:14 AM

Ohio

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

11/24/2004 12:28:10 PM

Brillion Wisconsin

It good to see you have your priorities in order

11/24/2004 12:59:52 PM

Follansbee, Wv

roflmao

11/24/2004 1:24:08 PM

Sort of Sunny Sometimes, WA

I am that gopher.
Not really, I just want some of those cool seeds too.

11/24/2004 8:51:38 PM

Erlangen, Germany

Great story Fadedavid!

11/25/2004 3:46:58 PM