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Mn

I know that people get thei pumpkins smashed all the time and it makes me mad. I figured out a way to get back at them. Don't worry it isn't dangerous or any thing. Here's
waht you do.
#1 Go to the store and by some of that Karo corn syrup. The clear stuff thats really sticky.
#2 Next go to your cat's litter box and with some gloves get some of the greasy poop.( any other vile substance will do.)
#3 take a coffe can and poor the disired amount of cat poop and Karo together.
#4 Take a smaller pumpkin you don't care about and smir the pumpkin with the greasy gop. I recomend you do this before you go to bed So the Trik-Or-Treaters don't get a stick suprise.

Now when those smasher's come around they'll get one hell of a suprise. Lol They'll never bother you again. Hope this helps.

11/9/2004 9:13:49 PM

C N Y

definitely has some seriously smelly potential...imagine the look on one of their faces!
how about a small explosive charge in the pumpkin as well?
if my cat ever puts out any "greasy" poop,
though, she'll be goin' to the VET!
careful, folks, don't "mess" with AJG's
pumpkins!

11/10/2004 2:34:33 AM

New England

Yomomma personally employed this one in his misguided youth... Push several pins from the INSIDE of a thin walled Jack-O'Lantern facing out. When you hear the would-be thief howl, you will know that they learned a valuable lesson when they tried to steal your "porcupine pumpkin."

11/10/2004 7:59:37 AM

Mn

I personally would take the cat to the vet too. I herd this from someone and they fraised it as "Greasy Cat Poop". We have kittens and thier poop is ussually pretty slimy because we feed them milk mixed with cat food. Sorry if sonds really disgusting to people.

11/10/2004 5:46:30 PM

Hayes, Virginia

Just shoot'em get it over with...

11/10/2004 7:50:59 PM

Whidbey Island

Fresh, slimey dog doo smeared on the bottom half, out of sight. I just chuckle to think of how their hands will smell when they get back in Dad's car to drive home!

11/10/2004 9:04:13 PM

New Brunswick

AJG..I have just finished bottle feeding three adandoned kittens (feral mother appeared in our barn last winter.) dumb thing left one 12 day old kit laying outside in frost laden grass. We took it and the others and hand raised them. Anyhoo, try this for milk to control the "runs".... 1 can carnation to 1 can water plus 1 1/4 tbsp of cornsyrup. Regular milk can cause diaharea. I also found that dry kitten food mixed with a bit of water is far better than canned. I put milk in one side of two sided dish and the dry "wet" food in the other. Also, have you wormed them yet??

11/11/2004 8:15:16 AM

New England

Shoot em'all. Let the Great Pumpkin sort em' out. (with apologies to the USMC...Semper Fi!)

11/11/2004 8:37:59 AM

Mn

They have been wormedand gotten thier shots. Don't worry the kittens are perfectly fine. The only problem is they follow us every were. We even have to cage them up when we go deer hunting.

11/11/2004 7:33:20 PM

C N Y

i am a cat lover and my cat's name is Pumpkin.
so watch it. grrrrr!

11/12/2004 2:27:47 AM