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ENGLAND

Just a quick message to ask if anyone has had a visit from Alun Jones over the past 5 days. I am not sure if he has changed his schedule due to Hurricaine Ivans' predicted course.
Mike Turner
Central England
U.K

9/17/2004 6:57:59 AM

Colorado Hail, CO. Elev. 5,900 FT

Mike,
Alan is here... drinking beer... we are on the way to the massage parlor, then off to the strip bars !!!

9/17/2004 4:19:48 PM

Www.extremepumpkinstore.com

From Alun via hort.net

Yoooo Mike,
I'm with Madman in Colorado Springs,


See ya soon man

Alun

9/18/2004 9:10:31 AM

Colorado Hail, CO. Elev. 5,900 FT

April and Shannon:

I bailed Alan out of jail early this morning... long story... I told him that you just can't go hitting the cops out here, this is not Liverpool, and these are not liverpool cops or Liverpool laws over here! Maybe it was not a good idea to drink tequila first before going to the stip bar, then bust down shots and beers the rest of the night. His son almost got arrested for grabbing that chick, but she didn't press charges. We both bailed him out at about 11:00 AM Colorado time, and he is headed up your direction!

You might comment to him about his bullet holes I put on his front and back bumpers, as well as the two pumpkin stickers on his plates {Rock Rivard put one on, then I seen his, and had to add on a couple more}. He might not have even noticed them yet, so let him know I am responsible...
Madman

9/18/2004 10:09:18 PM

Liverpool , England

Marc,

only one bullet hole left...the wind took the others...oh yeah that Arizona Policeman was a nice guy...he only gave me a warning for doing 86 mph....jeeze can't they take a joke.

9/19/2004 1:37:08 AM

ENGLAND

Alun
I got the Liverpool Echo Newspaper to come over and get the details of your arrest, over in the USA. The editor asked me if you were getting noshed ok and that you are been fed well !!!
Mike

9/19/2004 11:37:16 AM

Chippewa Falls, WI

oooh Marc. Thanks for the update! Not sure how big Jim Falls will be able to handle the Wild man!!! We only have about 4-5 cops that live in our town..lol
I will try to be prepared..lmao

April

9/19/2004 7:31:21 PM

Liverpool , England

April...baby,
Just run down a racoon, first live one I've seen...well he aint alive now...bad news is the little varmit smashed the radiator to bits. Now I'm stuck in Sioux Falls until they come and replace the car. I'll still be yours Monday...maybe just a little later.

Alun

9/20/2004 1:15:23 AM

Colo.Spgs.CO. Pikes Peak Chapter @ [email protected]

Alun remember last nite you told me to watch out for the mice, and I told you mice are not the problem, it's the coons....lol..JK

9/20/2004 4:14:09 AM

ENGLAND

ALUN
Did you keep the tail from that Racoon? If you did, attach it to your baseball Cap you can then be known as Alun Crockett !!
Regards
Mike

9/20/2004 8:59:08 AM

ENGLAND

ALUN
I got the postcard this morning. I did not realise that the Moonlight Bunny Ranch sold them !!!
Regards
Mike

9/21/2004 8:14:44 AM

Colorado Hail, CO. Elev. 5,900 FT

yeah...where the hell is Aloon Crockett now?

9/21/2004 10:41:04 PM

ENGLAND

MARC
I think Alun may be out hunting Moose or Elk or should that be Mouse and Racoon !
Regards
Mike

9/22/2004 6:00:57 AM