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Colorado Hail, CO. Elev. 5,900 FT

OK folks, it's not yet time to stress out and be all serious... so here is something I hope make a few people laugh a little;

These are 10 things you don't want to hear when you need to get work done out in the patch:
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10] " Honey, the Lickner's invited us to their bar-b-q tonight. I didn't think we had any plans so I told them we'd be over."

9] "Are you busy? We need to go grocery shopping sometime today!"

8} "I need you to look at the car when you have time. Its making that same sound again it did the last time I forgot to put oil in it."

7]"I wouldn't go back there if I were you! I forgot to call you at work to tell you about the srong storm warning they had for us. It's the same storm that dumped 4 inches of hail
here 2 hours ago."

6] "Oh there you are! I've been loking for you! We need to
have a long talk!"

5] "Aren't you done yet? We need to leave, we're already running a half hour late!"

4] " My mother is on her way to help you in the garden! Isn't she so thoughtful?"

3} "I'll be waiting for you finish outside soon. I'll be in the hot tub without any cloths when your ready."

{Or the reverse of the one above}

2] "I'll be waiting for you finish outside soon. I'll be in the office area filling out my part of the divrce papers."

{And at # 1:}

1] " I was looking at your pumpkins earlier today honey,and I wondered why you cut open that big hole in the side of it? I didn't see that big hole yesterday!"
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I'd love to here some other creative ones. I'm sure there must be over 1,000 others! LMALOL!!!! I'm sure I could list another 20 more right off the top of my head...

6/4/2004 2:30:54 AM

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Did you mean for the silt fence to be flapping around loose like that?

Why did you harvest the pumpkin already?

I hope you don't plan to be out there all day!

Stephen & I did some weeding today. Those tendrils really are hard to remove.

What was that sound? It sounded like a dull thump.

6/4/2004 8:47:54 AM

Pulaski Tn [email protected]

my favorite one is..
this weekend i want to go to the flea market,the movies, and out to eat.
then on monday she wants to know when you are gonna get all you work done around the house...

6/4/2004 9:28:54 AM

northern indiana

Do you have to do that now?

6/4/2004 10:11:01 PM

Colorado Hail, CO. Elev. 5,900 FT

LMAO ...{especially hapdad}

6/5/2004 12:26:49 AM

Shreveport, Louisiana

Honey my brother is taking a sculpture class and I told him to go out to the pumpkin patch and use some of them for practice. That was ok wasn't it?

6/5/2004 12:57:01 AM

Cheyenne, Wyoming

Why do we keep getting those manilla envelopes in the mail?

How many bubble packs did you send out?

I sure wish I had all the money you spend on....

When does pumpkin season end?

What happened to my back yard?

What is that terrible smell coming out of the garden?

Here is another UPS box. What did you order now?

You don't want to take a two week vacation to California in the first part of July why??

Are you looking at your pumpkin again? Do you really think it changed since you looked at it an hour ago?

While you were at work today, we had serious wind. Your Hothouse flew over the back fence. It was out of sight by the time I got back there.

The Chemlawn man sprayed our yard today. He said the chemicals he was using to kill the weeds in the lawn wouldn't bother any plants.

6/5/2004 1:01:20 AM

Western Pa.

The other day my wife asked: "Can I ask a stupid question?". I replied: "Better than anyone else I know!"

6/5/2004 8:22:14 AM

Colorado Hail, CO. Elev. 5,900 FT

lmfaorolflol... you guys are killing me! Beet....I can relate to those ones well...especially....
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Why do we keep getting those manilla envelopes in the mail?

How many bubble packs did you send out?

I sure wish I had all the money you spend on....
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and since I clone...

When does pumpkin season end?

At the clone mans house, it hasn't ended since 1998...LOL!
It is a miracle I am still married!!!!!

6/5/2004 7:23:31 PM

Liverpool , England

Huney...the kids collected all those big yellow flowers today...I've put them in a nice vase...come see

6/5/2004 7:45:51 PM

Chippewa Falls, WI

Don't forget....
Honey we are having a terrible storm with hail, Can you please protect my plants...lol

6/5/2004 9:39:03 PM