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OK you non-phyto-sanitary-certificate border crossers. How do we expect to fool the border patrol?

Steve

3/22/2004 8:53:09 PM

Appalachian Mtns.

what about flying? surely they don't check or care?

3/22/2004 9:54:46 PM

Key West, FL

by not telling them I'm carrying pumpkin seeds

3/22/2004 10:59:19 PM

Deer Park WA

Smuggleing them in the the old fashioned way then there "Ben Bortner (Know Pumpkin Fanatic) from Washington State".....?

3/22/2004 11:19:56 PM

Deer Park WA

Sorry Ben I was funning you, If you just tell the crossing officer that they are seeds from your crappy 880 splitter I am sure they will give you a big ole pat on the back, a pound of free medical marijuna, and send you on your merry way. LOL & HEE, Hee, Hee

3/22/2004 11:24:39 PM

Western Pa.

Once they find the marijuana, they'll stop looking!

3/23/2004 12:01:11 AM

Key West, FL

don't worry, that'll be up my @$$

3/23/2004 1:52:27 AM

Appalachian Mtns.

Well, aren't we a family oriented message board!

3/23/2004 6:38:04 AM

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See? We're learning already. Heads best not "light up" with Ben. Could be explosive. And disgusting.

Kyle, you might wish to stow seeds away from your box-cutter lest it be confiscated. You better tell me the confirmation number for the room reservation though just in case.

How about the drivers? No one's using the old spare tire trick? Watch those seed sniffing dogs. I here they've retrained them to detect Johnson's Baby Powder now. LOL

3/23/2004 6:38:44 AM