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Montoursville, PA

Room has been purchased and paid for in package for Friday 26th. and Saturday 27th. This includes two breakfast vouchers for two people and one dinner voucher. Offering 1/2 seperate beds room for non-smoker person wishing to stay at the Ameri-Cana for the sum of $90.00 cash (American green stuff)payable on arrival. The only problem I can see is we may have to agree to eat together if the meal tickets are one ticket for two persons.

This is for room only. Does not include the seminar registration.

docgipe, male, 67, non-smoker.

3/4/2004 9:23:40 AM

Indiana

Brigitte,

You interested? I am sure docgipe would like to have you as a roomie :-)

female, 18, non-smoker

LOL

Tom

3/4/2004 9:40:27 AM

Appalachian Mtns.

:0)
Daggum that's funny!

3/4/2004 9:57:53 AM

Western Pa.

Who gets the remote?

3/4/2004 11:12:43 AM

not funny

3/4/2004 11:52:50 AM

Knopp, Germany

funny

3/4/2004 3:17:31 PM

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3/4/2004 4:00:04 PM

Montoursville, PA

The 1/2 room has been taken by an associate of our pumpkin clan.

3/4/2004 5:02:20 PM

Indiana

Doc,
It was Brigitte wasnt it!

Tom

3/4/2004 5:23:51 PM

Montoursville, PA

I'll never tell. :)

3/4/2004 6:00:39 PM

No Place Special

roflol!!!!!

3/4/2004 9:23:29 PM

I'm rooming with Shannon and April and Casey and Tom! Everyone knows that!

female, 18, nonsmoker. looking for male companion, younger than 25 preferred, (no offense doc!)

3/4/2004 10:55:12 PM

Indiana

Last I heard Casey was single......you want her Case? LOL I bet he wants a brunette, not a blonde

3/4/2004 10:59:59 PM

[email protected]

Sounds like a pumpkin auction lot to me Tom.. Ill bid 50 bucks to start the bidding.. Imsure it will go much higher..

3/4/2004 11:17:25 PM

Western Pa.

Shannon,April,Casey,Tom and Brigitte, (the more the merrier!) Might as well let Doc bunk with you guys!

3/4/2004 11:36:37 PM

Midwest

Rock......you wasted $49.50 :>)

3/5/2004 9:42:50 AM

LOL 135 Crawford 1985 here, grown from 145 L. Crawford x 210 Tim Crawford, unofficial weights. Proceeds go to my Niagara fund stash.

3/5/2004 10:14:06 AM

Edmonton, Canada

What happened to Brigitte and Tom?

3/5/2004 10:25:28 AM

Western NY

hmmm, tough situation. i'm supposed to be saving my money, but then again, the deadline is getting here quick. i'm going to be 25 pretty soon, lol.

3/5/2004 10:27:17 AM

Indiana

Procedes go to Niagara fund? Bull crap! They go to Tom's pimp service! Clarence is right....havent gotten $50 bucks out of her since we started in biz.

Tom

3/5/2004 10:36:29 AM

I feel violated! How dare you Tom!!! And FYI, I'm worth a lot more than 50 bucks!

3/5/2004 10:42:17 AM

Indiana

Uh oh....me thinks I'm in trouble :-/

Tom

3/5/2004 12:13:20 PM

Greenwood,Indiana

Brigitte your right you are worth a lot more than $50. Tom she is at least worth $51! Pardon me while I stir the pot a little ;)

3/5/2004 1:02:48 PM

Grants Pass, Oregon

Hey Tom you say the $50 would go toward your pimp service. I am not sure you would know what to do even if you had the chance. How did this thread end up as a bash Brigitte thread. Tom you are immature, the rest of you guys should be old enough to know better. And before you start on me Tom I would think twice before you make a comment.

3/5/2004 1:13:46 PM

Indiana

Ouch....that hurts LOL I dont need to start on you it would be a waste of time because you would get mad....if Brig is actually mad I would be suprised. She knows I'm playing, and she can shoot back anytime. Someone needs to lighten up

The killjoy has arrived!

3/5/2004 1:27:30 PM

Midwest

The door swings both ways and Brig has been on both sides of it now

3/5/2004 2:44:50 PM

Cary, you're right, Tom wouldn't know what to do if he had a pimp opportunity! Cripes, he needs an instruction manual for EVERYTHING ;-)

And Clarence, I was only on the other side of the door after I met you, ya little twit! Now I can't even go in chat without getting accused of weighing more than Tom and Zach, and I'm looked down upon because I don't have a well-earned beer belly like some of you old geezers do!

3/5/2004 3:09:02 PM

Deer Park, WI

I hearby declare that this now turn into a bash Tom thread.
So Beach Master T thinks he can pimp pumpkin chicks eh? Riiiiiiight, white boy. That cracker couldnt pimp the last prostitute on earth.

Ever since the season wrapped up, Joze n Tomz consulting biz has slowed a bit. So the honky tried pimpin on the side to score a couple xtra benji's. I see its working wonders for him. Keep up the good work Beach Master, see you in the spring.

3/5/2004 3:09:09 PM

Liverpool , England

Yeah I hear all that...but the point is...WHO is actually rooming with Doc? We gotta have some guesses at this. Although it may be somebody we don't even know I'll start the ball rolling with Azkikin (Diane).

Alun

3/5/2004 3:21:43 PM

i guess you, alun! last i heard, you were rooming in the bathtub in our room!

3/5/2004 3:46:39 PM

Grants Pass, Oregon

Tom I dont get mad, ask anyone you want I am easy to get along with always have been, only problem I have is when I get refered to as a vagina when you walk into the room. I never say hey look the penis has arrived. :)

3/5/2004 4:10:13 PM

Paradise Mountain, New York

MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ I could say a lot in this Post......... If you read between the lines, you will find many answers to many things in here. Right Carrie.......

3/5/2004 4:52:22 PM

Liverpool , England

Ya mean I'm not in the bathtub Brigitte. I was so lookin' forward to that. I'll have to wait til next year for my annual wash now.

3/5/2004 7:35:23 PM

C N Y

ohhh, i am soooooooo gonna read this page later!

3/5/2004 8:01:17 PM

Ontario

Sounds like a whole lot of seed swapping is going to be happening in the rooms, and I don't mean pumpkin seeds. lol

3/5/2004 9:26:53 PM

Ontario

Potential "Sons o' Beachy's?"

3/5/2004 11:56:54 PM

Liverpool , England

Ya mean like 7lb 4oz Crawford.........6lb 12oz Polka..... 8lb 2oz Engel etc etc etc... should mature about...lemme see, 40 weeks, works out Christmas day...hey hey.

3/6/2004 5:15:38 AM

Canada

Sorry to butt in, that's why they call me bignose. Will they be open pollinated, multi-pollinated or bagged the nite before to get the desired cross? EG: 160lb Beachy x 140lb Crawford. What would the off spring look like? Pretty? Handsome? or just plain butt ugly?

3/6/2004 5:42:42 AM

Honesdale, Pennsylvania

I think the Beachy will be "selfed" by the sounds of things!

3/6/2004 9:09:00 AM

Farmington, Utah

ROTFLMAO @ Ned. Now that's funny!!!!!!

3/6/2004 9:26:40 AM

Indiana

ouch...LOL Self pollinated? Dont you guys have any faith in my, my seeds proved good this year.

Get it right! 140 lb Beachy x 160 lb Crawford!

Tom

3/6/2004 10:07:01 AM

I think we should bring a scale to Niagara to get this straight! Tom's scrawny A$$ don't weigh no 160! And he better not be doing any "selfing" when I'M in the hotel room!

bignose...the results of that never-gonna-happen cross would be variable. if the sons o beachy's took after their pollinator, they would be butt ugly. But of course, if they took after their mother, they'd be beautiful. :-)

3/6/2004 2:03:31 PM

ontario

who swings both ways Dan .LMAO.........wonder why Brig always lists Shannon first LMAO.........:0)....poor April

3/6/2004 3:16:47 PM

ontario

oh the door swings both ways........ LMAO...........funny thread ......250 people coming,that need rooms.......I figure only 5 need to book one ..........LMAO

3/6/2004 3:22:05 PM

Ontario

looks like Tom will be hand pollinating his long gourd lol

3/6/2004 11:05:19 PM

Massillon, Ohio

oh no! Sick thoughts!! Bad Drew Bad!

3/7/2004 2:29:05 AM

who said anything about a long gourd Drew? I think it's more the size of a pickling cucumber!

3/7/2004 3:21:54 PM

Liverpool , England

Long gourds...pickling cucumbers.. I'm lost on that..... .............honestly.

Alun

3/7/2004 4:38:18 PM

ontario

Alun I heard Brig like navel oranges LOL

3/7/2004 7:02:51 PM

Indiana

Man, I took a beating while at Ohio seminar!

Drew,
Is your mom gonna be at Niagara? Better watch her ;-)

Tom

3/8/2004 7:30:26 PM

Western Pa.

That was nothing Tom! Wait till you leave the Falls with a pink flamingo up your derrier!

3/9/2004 7:46:48 PM