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Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men
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>* Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
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>* No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with
>a smile.
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>* They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
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>* If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
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>* If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
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>* From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush-filled head.
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>* A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
I just couldn't resist posting this....LOL ROTFLMAO

10/26/2003 8:34:33 PM