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An older pumpkin grower in Rhode Island had owned a large farm for several years. He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road, and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and he'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit off the fruit trees.

As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw that 5 young women had parked their cars at the side of the road, climbed the fence and were skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the girls aware of his presence and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're naked and we're not coming out until you leave!" The old pumpkin grower frowned and yelled back, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

9/8/2007 10:23:34 PM

Sandpoint, Idaho

LOL!! funny.

9/9/2007 3:00:53 PM

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I got the same email but didn't notice the RI part. LOL

The RI growers that I know wouldn't try to scare the girls away though.

9/9/2007 11:43:11 PM