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Ok here’s the deal. The Psychiatric staff at Fort Logan Mental Health Center have decided as part of his treatment for severe pumpkin delusion disorder they will Let the Wiz go on a road trip to Niagara. How will you know the Wiz?
He will be the guy standing on the Sidewalk wearing red spike heels, fishnet Stockings, a straight jacket, a funny hat and carrying a Rhinestone purse full of pumpkin seeds. He will also be babbling: I Got to beat Longbeard, I got to
beat Longbeard, I got to beat Longbeard. So hide your Wives and Girlfriends your dogs and your sheep because the Wiz is on his Way.


Have a Great time --- LB

3/7/2007 3:17:27 PM

Menomonie, WI ([email protected])

He is driving...thanks will lock up the sheep.

3/7/2007 4:01:15 PM

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Hey Longbeard, up until you mentioned Longbeard I thought you were talking about Dave Stelts.
So there may be twins!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/7/2007 4:34:04 PM

Colorado

lol

3/7/2007 4:38:54 PM

ordinary,VA

hahahahahahh..:)

3/7/2007 5:42:37 PM

Owensboro, Ky.

Niagara seems to bring out the best!!!!! Peace, Wayne
PS....Plans to be there in '08!!!

3/7/2007 6:52:21 PM

Rhode Island

NO EDDIE THATS "LONGBROW" YOUR THINKING OFF.

3/7/2007 7:34:15 PM

Rhode Island

NO EDDIE THATS "LONGBROW" YOUR THINKING OFF.

3/7/2007 7:34:17 PM

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Thanks for that description LongBeard. I'm picking up the WIZ at BUF. A unibrow & a transvestite at the same conference huh? I'm glad Tom will have the digital movie camera. LOL

3/7/2007 11:06:00 PM

Colo.Spgs.CO. Pikes Peak Chapter @ [email protected]

Hope it is warm up there in Viagra, oops Niagra, as if wiz wears the fish net stockings and gets a chill the goose bumps might show through the netting......

3/8/2007 4:49:58 AM

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Correction - Paul is picking up WIZ - darn it!

3/8/2007 7:27:26 AM

Little-TON - Colorado

YO.....LongBeer'd.......What is up wit this? Lets straighten a few things out here....Yes,,, I know you from the Mental Center, but Dude, they let me leave every night! Notice who will be in Niagara, and who will not.
Splain it to me Lucy......who had to commit you last October after the weighoff? Folks, my friend here suffers from few disorders....it started with his father telling him, when young, that IF the ball went into the garden, he had to leave it there. This would explain his punkaphobia disorder of ball-itis minimus....and the beachball in the garden syndrome.......Secondly, Yes, after this weekend, the hat will be chatted about.
Additionally......There was no babbel about "I gotta beat LongBeard, it was more like.......Im gonna beat LongBeard..,.,.,.,again. Dude......FOCUS.....and really, what is with the Tommy Chong look......?

And finally, I want my damn shoe back, I need to pack tonight.....

Pay no attention to the man behind who started the post......
The Wizard has spoken

CU in Niagara.........

3/8/2007 8:44:31 AM

Menomonie, WI ([email protected])

Wow....now which one of you is being treated for apocolocynposis. Or is it both of you and one is more severe:)

3/8/2007 8:54:15 AM

Little-TON - Colorado

PS. LB.......

Stop cutting the stones off the purse and planting them in the dirt. They wont grow!. If you a good little Master, I bring you home a nice pumpkin seed for this year,,,.,., something that wont throw red, white, and blue....

3/8/2007 9:08:24 AM

Little-TON - Colorado

Yo Shannon, no...... Im pretty regular......lol

3/8/2007 9:09:27 AM

Little-TON - Colorado

apocolocyntosis Pumpkinification (apotheosis); extravagant or absurdly uncritical glorification. Now who says this site isn't eduKashunal.......


"Apocolocynposis means fear of turning into a pumpkin." Lunch at noon Nicely done

3/8/2007 9:19:00 AM

Colorado

Apocolocyposis.....fear of fishnet....Oh never mind

3/8/2007 10:10:16 AM