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Grandfield Oklahoma

Dear diary!
The other day i got a funny lookin package in the mail, it was brown, and not my name on it. Why it didnt have a return name on it either.
Well i opened it and there was some funny lookin seeds inside.

Well i didnt have no use for seeds so i throwed them out back in the old cow pile to rot.

Well now there is some big green leaves and a funny lookin vine with little curly lookin fingers on it.

Kinda looks like somthin from another planet. Dang there are flowers growin and little yellow lookin balls on it.

Wonder what it is.

5/24/2005 8:42:32 AM

Montoursville, PA

Cody DiMarco, in fact did just that, last year. The thing from another planet produced over five hundred pounds on a Checkon seed. These things whatever they are are hard, to grow, aren't they?

5/24/2005 8:46:26 AM

Grandfield Oklahoma

Dear diary!
Something is wrong this thing is talking - it keeps hollering - Feed Me Elmo!

5/24/2005 9:02:04 AM

Grandfield Oklahoma

Dear diary!
Well i tried to kill this thing, i took my shovel and i buried it alive, must have done something wrong, guess i missed part the dang thing is getting worse now those little orange balls are getting bigger, how can i rid myself of this beast

5/24/2005 9:10:50 AM

Grandfield Oklahoma

Dear diary!
I'm gettin frustrated, i tried to kill this thing for days now, i'm so frustrated i tried to drown it and every time i try it get mean a comes back bigger

5/24/2005 9:18:05 AM

Rockford,il

Dear Diary, My plant keeps saying FEED ME. Is this bad?

5/24/2005 6:37:48 PM