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Knopp, Germany

If each of us could come up with one line, I think this might be fun....

Twas the night before the weigh-off and all thru the patch.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a maus.....

12/24/2004 3:39:29 PM

berkshire M.A.

The vines were pruned in the most of care.In hope the squash vine bore would be not be in there.

12/24/2004 3:47:21 PM

Ohio

Little Vine Borers were nestled all snug in Soil,
While visions of Ortho and vines in there heads.

12/24/2004 4:02:47 PM

San Diego

then at midnight there came a loud clatter, it was the grower himself strolling through the patch, and he couldn't of been gladder. Jimmy

12/24/2004 4:24:08 PM

Menomonie, WI ([email protected])

Away to the patch the family had roared, In hopes that the their dad would soon come to his senses.

12/24/2004 4:52:08 PM

Chippewa Falls, WI

As they jumped for joy when they found out the borers had not broken his defenses.

12/24/2004 5:09:55 PM

Minnesota([email protected])

The grower was sleeping in the patch, protecting his pumpkin from disaster. For tomorrow he had dreams of being the giant pumpkin master.

12/24/2004 6:27:19 PM

Fremont, California

The next day at the weigh off he thought with a pout "I cant belive my pumpkin is out"
Because his pumpkin was considerered a squash and the officials all had a good laugh.
Then they said with cheer "we hope you have better luck next year"

12/24/2004 7:49:28 PM

Vancouver, White Rock, Canada

Your fruit is huge and ugly, but it's just not orange enough they did say,
As the grower thought to himself, "I should have crossed it with an 869 Calai."

12/24/2004 8:06:34 PM

New Hampshire

You guys are good!

12/24/2004 8:26:44 PM

Ontario, Canada.

Then off to his truck he did plod considering how his plan had been flawed. While poundering the growers mantra "The bullshit stops when the tailgate drops".

12/24/2004 9:21:48 PM

Garden State Pumpkins

and if Calai was the man...you'd thought you'd be beatin....you all forgot about....a certain Mr.Eaton....

12/24/2004 10:03:23 PM

Leamington, Ont.

Mr.Eaton spoke not a word, but went straight to the scale,
His eyes-how they twinkled, the crowd how they cheered
All dressed in orange, you thought soon Alan... my bubble will be in the mail.

12/24/2004 11:46:08 PM

Rhode Island

on the first day of christmas the pumpkin gods gave to me --- not one 723 but 3

on the second day of christmas the pumpkin gods gave to me----a patch full of plants and not one 723 but 3

on the third day of christmas those same gods gave to me---- 1 motorized sprayer,plants in my patch and not one 723 but 3
on the fourth day of christmas the pumpkin gods gave to me--- 4 quarts of fish fert, 1 motorized sprayer,trees in my patch and not one 723 but 3

on the fifth day of christmas the pumpkin gods gave to me ---- 2 bags kelp meal,4 qts fish fert, 1 motorized sprayer,plants in my patch and not one 723 but 3

on the sixth day of christmas those same gods gave to me------3 bags m roots, 2 bags kelp meal,4 qts fish fert,1 motorized sprayer,plants in my patch and not one 723 but 3

on the seventh day of christmas the pumpkin gods gave to me--- 35 lbs growth per day,3 bags m roots,2 bags kelp meal,4 qts fish fet,1 motorized sprayer,more plants in my patch and not one 723 but 3

on the eight day of christmas the pumpkin gods gave to me-----warm sunlight,35 lbs growth per day,3 bags m roots,2bags kelp meal.4 qts fish fert,1 motorized sprayer,more plants in my patch and not one 723 but 3

on the ninth day of christmas the pumpkin gods gave to me-----600 lbs in 30 days,warm sunlight,35 lbs growth per day,3 bags m roots,2 bags kelp meal,4 qts fish fert,1 motorized sprayer, more plants in my patch and not one 723 but 3

on the last day of christmas the pumpkin gods gave to me ----- a new world record,600 lbs growth in 30 days,warm sunlight, 35 lbs growth per day,3 bags m roots,2 bags kelp meal,4 qts fish fert,1 motorized sprayer ,more plants in my patch and not one 723 but three

we should all be so lucky

12/24/2004 11:48:12 PM

berkshire M.A.

lol ,pap , merry christmas to all and Hoppy holidays .

12/25/2004 12:07:18 AM