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Rhode Island

time for some new giant veggie slogans so here goes. what would your slogan be?lets make those new growers feel welcome-lol

1.your pumpkin sucks
2.pollinated by hand job
3.junior weighoff is tomorrow not today
4.my pumpkin is bigger than yours
5.leave it on the truck we will take your word for it
6.you been growing that how long?
7.after weighing pls place in dumpster
8.no duck tape over holes while on scale
9.my stem fell off
10.pls dont touch the stem

8/25/2014 5:07:03 PM

President - GPC

ItZ a fruit not a couch......

8/25/2014 5:27:30 PM

Omaha, Ne.

Are those real O O

8/25/2014 5:31:50 PM

Mission Viejo, CA

Ouch Pap. Ouch.. LOL

8/25/2014 6:09:36 PM

norway , maine

Haha...numbers 1 and 5 belong on a t-shirt.Good stuff Pap.

8/25/2014 7:34:04 PM

churchville, ny

Your wife left you for THIS!
I didn't need a compressor - I blew it up myself
It would have been a world record - damn woodchuck

8/25/2014 9:12:00 PM

Central NY

Can I sit on yer kid?

8/25/2014 9:40:50 PM

South East

yes,we feed it milk!

8/25/2014 10:05:26 PM

Concord, CA.

Excellent Frank &Tina, thanks for the laugh! I just may get one saying that!

8/26/2014 8:58:52 PM

Central Illinois

You may do better with field pumpkins

8/27/2014 9:27:02 AM

3430 Tulln/Austria/Europe

On wifes' Shirt:
My husband has a bigger pumpkin than you!

8/27/2014 9:48:08 AM

Germany

You better study the difference between a MALE BUD and a FEMALE BUD with a six-pack of cans next year!

8/27/2014 9:50:05 AM

Germany

Size doesn´t matter. (Mine is heavier than yours!)

8/27/2014 9:51:27 AM

Germany

No, we ORANGE GROWERS don´t have trees in our patch!

8/27/2014 9:53:03 AM

Germany

Why did you leave the big one at home?

8/27/2014 9:55:14 AM

Eastern Pennsylvania

Pumpkins are orange

8/27/2014 10:07:25 AM

Farming- a bunch of catastrophies that result in a lifestyle

Can I have your baby next year?

8/27/2014 4:19:17 PM

Wixom MI.

size realy does make a differance !!!

8/27/2014 4:53:31 PM

Wixom MI.

damario put that on your wifes t-shirt

8/27/2014 4:56:48 PM

Wixom MI.

Sorry damario, I may have crossed the line on that last post, sounded different in my head.

8/27/2014 5:08:19 PM

Home of happy lil plants

I stole charile browns pumpkin!

8/27/2014 7:26:55 PM

Columbia, Kentucky

my other pumpkin is in the...patch.

8/27/2014 9:53:11 PM

Minnesota

Should say something to do with, "part of the family", you know, you spend all your time with it, talk about, spend your free time thinking about it, then you put a sheet over it, a quilt when its cool!

8/28/2014 12:06:17 AM

Upa Creek, Mo

"If you were fed milk for 3 months and didn't get to poop once, you'd be pretty big n'bloated too".

8/28/2014 7:56:17 AM

WANTED women with tiller and garden tools, please send picture of tiller

8/28/2014 9:42:09 AM

President - GPC

This pumpkin makeZ you butt look BIG

8/28/2014 10:06:40 AM

East Jordan, MI

Giant Pumpkin Growing is not just a hobby, its a lifestyle

8/29/2014 10:24:53 PM

Anamosa, IA BPIowegian@aol.com

Women want me, cucumber beetles fear me.

8/29/2014 11:40:21 PM

JACKSON, WISCONSIN. ; )

Size maters......

8/30/2014 12:37:47 AM

Hanson Ma

Pictures of my kids? have you seen my pumpkins?

8/30/2014 4:55:06 AM

Muddy Waters

Growing Pumpkins is like a porno convention
Everybody has a big one!

8/30/2014 5:16:08 AM

Deerfield, Michigan

(Insert club name here)Grows-em-BIG.

Don't step in my patch unless your pulling weeds.

Giant Pumpkin Growers love their soil.

8/30/2014 6:04:03 AM

Farming- a bunch of catastrophies that result in a lifestyle

This is just my practice pumpkin

8/30/2014 6:59:42 AM

Rhode Island

some really great replies. see what we can do when we put our minds to it --- lol

bubba gets my vote as best one liner of the post.
pap

8/30/2014 9:54:41 AM

Griffith, In

I grow giant pumpkins,,,What's your super power???

9/19/2014 1:09:20 AM

Going Green

Oh look! They have them in miniature now!

That splotched white and green thing looks like your backside!

How come Pumpkin Growers look more like their pumpkins after a few years?

12/30/2014 9:44:05 AM