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Monday, April 28, 2014
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marley
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Massachusetts
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Entry 71 of 284 |
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First-year students at
theIowa StateVet School were attending their first
anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table
with the body covered with a white
sheet.
The professor started
the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two
important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by
anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back
the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his
finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the
same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for
several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the
dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished,
the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is
observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now
learn to pay attention.
Life's tough but
it's even tougher if you're stupid."
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